Simple Simon met a pieman
Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
Simple Simon went a-fishing
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware."
"Show me first your penny."
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Indeed, I have not any."
For to catch a whale:
All the water he had got
Was in his mother's pail!
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